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Woo hoo! We got t-shirts baby! These turned out better than I expected
and I know you wanna dress your fraggin' self up in one of these. They have
the www.gumbydeath.com addy on
the front and the Gumby Fest
mascot on the back.
Here is a chance to support the inner workings of the servers and get yourself decked in the hippest wardrobe since Vans!
They are 100% preshrunk cotton available in Large and X-Large in goth black or summer white. They'll set you back $15 bucks a piece or choose the special internet price of 2-for-$30 bones + shipping.
So you have a Gumby Fest t-shirt and you think you are styling. Well
jump back home slice cuz you ain't done yet! Check out these high quality
Gumby Fest 6 lids. Hand crafted by Madagascar
midgets in a state of the art sweat shop, these are sure to get you
chicks, even if you are a chick!
At $10 bucks a pop + shipping they won't eat into your upgrade funds. Order 2 and get the special limited time price of $20 + shipping!
I have quite a few of the keychains left from previous
Gumby Fests. Attendees
of previous partys were given this state of the art, industrial strength,
all around kick butt keychain. I was a little over zealous and bought
quite a few of these collector's items so I need to offload a few :)
If you are interested in owning a little piece of that which is Gumby Fest please drop me a line. For $5 dollars + shipping you too can be the envy of your clan and become the alpha geek in no time!
And just when you thought it couldn't get any more dope up in this mug we bust out the official
Gumby Fest 10 commemorative mouse pads!
These cloth covered, rubber backed beauties were hand crafted by Eskimos on the frozen
tundra of the Alaskan interior...or something. All the logos of the past are represented along
with our rocket launcher packing Gumby pal.
For a measly $5 bucks each + shipping you can cradle your pointing device in the warm, stylistic, beauty of 8 years of fraggin'! As always I am offering the super duper one chance only internet pricing special of 2-for-$10 bones + shipping!